Bless your souls and worship the devil, it’s time to round up my favorite three online videos ever EVER EVAHHH baby!  (Subject to change.)

I was inspired by kittens!  (No.Not really.)  This post was inspired by STRUT THAT ASS, the best and most amazing internet video to spur the LOLs and get me screaming in a hotel room.  It’s not what you think, but if you think that, go ahead and skip to video #2, because you’re hopeless and INSPIRED BY KITTENS!!!

#1 Strut That Ass.

The most recent and most amazing num-nut noodlehead retardation, a two-toothed, raging Oldie McOlderson demonstrates why the elderly should be put on display, respected, honored, and served Jello at ten and two.  There's even a REMIX.

#2 Oh Yeah Doritos Time

The good sketches from Human Giant are immediate classics, such as this two-parter that actually had me buying and eating Doritos later that night in a subliminal advertising win.  I’ve never EVER EVAHHHH baby succumbed unwillingly to marketing since reading Can’t Buy My Love, and living with a Truth spokesperson. Except for this moment.  Marketing, you are my master.  Except this isn’t marketing.  It’s just good, real fun.  BUY DORITOS NOW

#3 Motorhome Rage

From the childhood memories of a raged-out father figure, to the personal identification with seriously emphatic FUCKsaying, this clip just nails the pure frustration and limited impulse control of a motorhome salesman.  It’s a mash-up of Harry Dean Stanton from Paris, Texas and Repo Man, swirled with some Sean Penn intensity and the raw linguistic sweary magic of Black Randy on meth.  Its punk and desperate and human and it lives in my soul.  In a one word summation:  FUCK.