Category Archives: Pop Culture

Videodrone

Jul 7, 2010

Bless your souls and worship the devil, it’s time to round up my favorite three online videos ever EVER EVAHHH baby!  (Subject to change.)

I was inspired by kittens!  (No.Not really.)  This post was inspired by STRUT THAT ASS, the best and most amazing internet video to spur the LOLs and get me screaming in a hotel room.  It’s not what you think, but if you think that, go ahead and skip to video #2, because you’re hopeless and INSPIRED BY KITTENS!!!

 

#1 Strut That Ass.

 

 

The most recent and most amazing num-nut noodlehead retardation, a two-toothed, raging Oldie McOlderson demonstrates why the elderly should be put on display, respected, honored, and served Jello at ten and two.  There's even a REMIX.

#2 Oh Yeah Doritos Time

The good sketches from Human Giant are immediate classics, such as this two-parter that actually had me buying and eating Doritos later that night in a subliminal advertising win.  I’ve never EVER EVAHHHH baby succumbed unwillingly to marketing since reading Can’t Buy My Love, and living with a Truth spokesperson. Except for this moment.  Marketing, you are my master.  Except this isn’t marketing.  It’s just good, real fun.  BUY DORITOS NOW

 

 

 

 

 

#3 Motorhome Rage

From the childhood memories of a raged-out father figure, to the personal identification with seriously emphatic FUCKsaying, this clip just nails the pure frustration and limited impulse control of a motorhome salesman.  It’s a mash-up of Harry Dean Stanton from Paris, Texas and Repo Man, swirled with some Sean Penn intensity and the raw linguistic sweary magic of Black Randy on meth.  Its punk and desperate and human and it lives in my soul.  In a one word summation:  FUCK.

 

Yes We Kanji

Jun 6, 2010

Hearts to you, Japanese ingenuity!  This tiny island the size of California fosters idiosyncratic thinking like no other region on Earth!  As sea monsters are essentially alien creatures, and Japan is surrounded by them, it stands to reason that their art, culture, and manner are so unlike anything else on Earth.

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Adrift in the ocean, bred in solitude for years, the Japanese have suffered the blight of humanity’s deepest social fear, atomic warfare.  They’ve rebuilt their nation as a leader in technology, leeching parts of other cultures, but retain an essential Japanese-ness.

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This Japanese-ness is defined by what they do embrace and what they do not embrace.  Even within their own society, there are strict social rules and defined roles to play.  But from this rigidity comes a playful creativity, innocent in its perversity.  And perverse in its innocence.

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Case in point:  These fabulous Kanji creatures, Mojibakeru!  They’re 3D toys of Japanese kanji characters, anthropomorphized to physically emulate the animal they represent.  A physical kind of concrete poetry, these toys live in a space Roman-character readers can never access.  I found these toys on my favorite blog, Pink Tentacle.

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These toys touch meaning, language, play, hi-concept artistry, and basic attention to detail and craftsmanship.  Japan sends another genius creation out into the world as if it were only child’s play.*

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*I hereby offer myself as a companion to any travelers to Japan.  You buy tickets & provide lodging.  I’ll translate, order our food, and talk incessantly about the history of the country.  Not included:  navigation skills.  Trust.  Not included.