OVERALL: The 2013 predictions for Dog people look much better than in the previous year. Plenty of opportunities will be coming your way, and the best you can do is stay alert and use them to the best of your abilities. Take good care of yourself, do not react to negative people or events and make the best of all opportunities coming your way is your best strategy this year.
Dog government requires strong leadership. From the Onion:
Bo Obama meets with members of the Furuguayan doglegation.
WOOFINGTON, D.C.—Aiming to strengthen yiplomatic relations with the nation of Furuguay, Bo Obama welcomed a visiting doglegation from the overseas country to the White House Thursday for talks on a wide range of vital rufforms.
The historic meeting—the first time a sitting Furuguayan dognitary has visited Woofington since the Checkers Administration—began with a traditional photo op on the White House portico, in which the two leaders formally greeted one another by shaking paws. After brief prepared rebarks, Bo and the Furuguayan diplomutts reportedly retired to the South Lawn for a private discussion of minimum wag laws and a pending flea trade agreement.
“Bo and Cesar dug in right away and weren’t afraid to get their paws dirty on the tough issues,” said Bo’s press secretary, Chiclets, noting that the two sides spent hours sitting and speaking, and occasionally chasing squirrels. “Furuguay is a developing nation, and unfortunately much of its poor pupulation lives in abject slobberty. That’s why Bo has agreed to a comprehensive aid package that includes thousands of tons of heartworm medicine and emergency Ken-L Rations.”
Full post from the Onion here: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries from Furuguay
