Dr Phil inspires me

Feb 2, 2013

When I worked at Trailer Park, someone edited the TV interstitials for Dr. Phil every morning.  

 Every morning, loud and clear, the most controversial and provoking statements would be broadcast from their editing suite– grand exclamations, proclaimed in that nasal, honking voice of Dr. Phil.

"You whored your daughter out for a rock of crack co-caine?"

"You came on my show and you told your mother you would fist[BLEEEEPED]ck her to her face?  [AUDIENCE GASP]

"You left your children in a burning house and ran out with your lover instead?"

Of course, being in the editing process, the same phrase and even word would be heard repeately.

"You whored your daughter-"

"You whored your daughter-"

"You whored your daughter out for a rock of crack"

"rock of crack"

"you whored your daughter out"

[SLOW MOTION] "whored your dauuuuughter out"

"Fridays, on Dr. Phil"

These moments were the best part of my day.

In honor, a video cut to Dr. Phil's narcisisstic patient, discussing her bad luck and subsequent seven abortions.

 

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