Don’t spend money on things.  That’s for rich people.  Mutant Taco Pride 2011 stickers don’t cost jack.  Zip.  Nada.  NO DINERO, BITCH.  They just rock.

Spread a little taco all over the walls of the world.  Mutant Taco stickers add ballsacks of awesome wherever you stick them.  They stick great on public property, or car windows of people you don’t know, and all the pathetic pressboard furniture you’ve ever bought in your disgusting life.

People you don’t know will want to fist-bump you.  Law enforcement officials will treat you with respect.  Your parents still won’t understand, which is pretty awesome.

Hot chicks love it, and if you’re a hot chick, you’ll want to rub your glittery, oily, totally curvaceous body all over our special GirlTaco stickers, the sexiest, hottest stickers you’ve ever peeled off and stuck to stuff.  Special bonus sticker for riding the buffalo bull!

And show your Mutant Pride 2011 by supporting Proposition 28 this election.  Keep the breeders contained, and keep the mutants rocking and bitchin’ in the kitchen!  It’s my birthright, bitch!

Multi-disciplinary Japanese artist KKK()ANAL took a break from this remote-controlled DJ ANAL(og) world tour to contribute a special edition, megabitchin’ design, available in select markets:

For more pre-printed, maximum adhesive stickers, visit your local Mutant Taco!  Locations vary.