Kim Gordon, queen of noise

Feb 2, 2013

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Kim Gordon reigned over Dilettante last Friday.

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Body/Head is her new band.  Crashy, noisy, no drums, two guitars, sonic waves.

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Kim sings and drones in her zoned-out trance.  I found this amazing capture of her lyrics on Instagram, thanks to @saeleeoh.

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Jennifer Herrema‘s art was so straightforward cool:

A pencil series of drawings and four massive, soft beach towels with sexy and satanic imagery.
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Kim Gordon + Sonic Youth are forever favorites.

Certain songs have been saving my sanity.

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All altered photos due to DUCO.

 

 

 

New trend: dog-people

Feb 2, 2013

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Image by artist Patricia Piccinini
If you yourself are one of the Dog People, 2013 is looking good for you.
OVERALL: The 2013 predictions for Dog people look much better than in the previous year. Plenty of opportunities will be coming your way, and the best you can do is stay alert and use them to the best of your abilities. Take good care of yourself, do not react to negative people or events and make the best of all opportunities coming your way is your best strategy this year.
Dog people need cooking shows, too.  From Saturday Night Live:

 

Dog government requires strong leadership.  From the Onion:

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Bo Obama meets with members of the Furuguayan doglegation.

WOOFINGTON, D.C.—Aiming to strengthen yiplomatic relations with the nation of Furuguay, Bo Obama welcomed a visiting doglegation from the overseas country to the White House Thursday for talks on a wide range of vital rufforms.

The historic meeting—the first time a sitting Furuguayan dognitary has visited Woofington since the Checkers Administration—began with a traditional photo op on the White House portico, in which the two leaders formally greeted one another by shaking paws. After brief prepared rebarks, Bo and the Furuguayan diplomutts reportedly retired to the South Lawn for a private discussion of minimum wag laws and a pending flea trade agreement.

“Bo and Cesar dug in right away and weren’t afraid to get their paws dirty on the tough issues,” said Bo’s press secretary, Chiclets, noting that the two sides spent hours sitting and speaking, and occasionally chasing squirrels. “Furuguay is a developing nation, and unfortunately much of its poor pupulation lives in abject slobberty. That’s why Bo has agreed to a comprehensive aid package that includes thousands of tons of heartworm medicine and emergency Ken-L Rations.”

Full post from the Onion here:  Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries from Furuguay

 

Do Virtual Bartenders Dream?

Feb 2, 2013

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What is this new, fancy Sunset and Vine Walgreens trying to do with a virtual bartender?

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The kiosk is a mix of video clips (the bartender speaks to you!) and touchscreen browsing through drink descriptions and recipes.  I believe the interface had TOO MANY CHOICES, some that felt like forced advertising (About Our Brand!).  As consumers, we want simple, tactile, and satisfying.

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The content is helpful.  Who doesn’t need a guide through the nuances of a particular scotch while picking out a dinner party present?

But the OPTIONS!  Wine Cellar, Scotch Center, Brand Information, each with a little description and photograph.  Don’t do this.  Offer back screens and lists of information, rather than many multiple buttons.

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Overall, a nice installation needing some navigational tweaks.

But horror of horrors, Walgreens boldly offered a classically abominable digital/ physical disruption.

Walgreens does not stock the ingredients that are included in their recipes and recommendations.  This is the opposite of seamless, my friends.

I even sent the register boy and his superior (excuse me, associates) scrambling through the aisles in search of bitters.

“What was it?” they kept asking.  “Biggers?  Is it a vodka?”  No, fancy digital virtual bartender, your recipe would have gone unfulfilled…

…if I weren’t the professional/amateur barkeeper of ©BarMae, fully stocked at home.

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ANALOG WINS THIS ROUND, FANCY WALGREENS.